Protocol

Meeting Ernestine

If you would like to set up a date with me, please fill out the contact form. Please book at least 24 hours in advance (follow me on Twitter for same-day availability–and selfies! @sirenernestine) and note that the further out you schedule, the more likely I will be to accommodate your preference.

I am an equal-opportunity provider! Age, race, etc. don’t matter to me so long as you are a gentleman and in good enough health so that we can both enjoy ourselves.

Electronic donation options are available. Please contact me for details.

Donations (same for both outcall and incall; US only)*

1 hour: $550

1 1/2 hours: $700

2 hours: $850

Each additional hour: $400

3-hour dinner date: $1250 (Exciting news: I have found a restaurant close enough to make this possible in Waltham! I hope you like Italian.)

4-hour dinner date: $1750

Overnight: $2500 (Only for established friends or new friends with IMPECCABLE references. Deposit required.)

An overnight is 14-ish hours usually commencing around 7pm and consisting of dinner and a nice bottle of wine followed by a roll in the proverbial (French-perfume-scented) hay. After all the fun, I prefer my own bed so that we can both get a good night’s sleep (please warn me in advance if you snore!). A steaming cup of Earl Grey with milk and sugar is also compulsory if morning fun is to ensue!

24 hours: $5,000 (deposit required)

(For overnights and 24-hour dates in New York City, travel fees are waived!)

Fly me to you: $8,000

Other adventures priced upon request.

(Scroll down for couples, doubles, and MFM!)

Veteran’s Discount: $50 off any of the above; in gratitude. Please let me know that you are taking advantage of this discount before the session, and come prepared with a good story for me. First date only. Thank you.

I plan my dates meticulously based on your tastes and my life around appointments with you, so please book accordingly.

Outcall

I am available for outcall to your home or a hotel within central New England. This includes parts of New Hampshire, southern and central Vermont, the Hartford area, and northwestern Massachusetts, as well as, of course, the greater Boston area. You may request for me to travel outside of this radius in exchange for a bit extra to cover travel costs. TWO HOUR MINIMUM BOOKING.

Incall

My incall is a delightful, cozy spot in Waltham, MA. Elegantly appointed with a charming combination of new and antique, fitted out for your complete comfort and escape. It is discretely located with plenty of parking.

Cancellations

What can I say. I hate cancellations. I  understand that life happens, but I take scheduling very seriously and find cancellations both extremely inconvenient and, depending on the circumstances, often quite inconsiderate. it is very likely that I turned away others because your date was already reserved. Please confirm your travel, meeting, and soccer game plans before making a booking!!!

If you must cancel, my policy is as follows: If less than 48 hours in advance, please send half the expected donation promptly via PayPal (thesirenernestine@yahoo.com). If less than 24 hours in advance, I require the full amount within 24 hours. If online transactions are a problem for you, alternatives can be discussed, but cancellation fees must be received within 24 hours of the expected time of the date that was cancelled. If you can reschedule within 1 week of the planned date, your cancellation payment will be applied to the donation for that visit. If I don’t receive a payment within the required time or don’t hear from you at all, I may feel the need to blacklist you, which will seriously affect your ability to schedule with providers in the future. Please bear this in mind. Thank you.

If you are inclined to be extra gentlemanly, gifts are always welcome (see Things I Love).

Couples

Couples sessions are a delight.  I adore making women feel like princesses, satisfying what seems to be on every dude’s bucket list, and particularly, being a part of keeping things spicy in a committed relationship. My couples donations are as follows:

1 hour: $950 (incall only)

2 hours: $1700

4-hour dinner date: $2600

Each additional hour: $800

Overnight: $ 5000

Doubles

I love playing with a gent and one of my esteemed fellow providers. My favorite “playmates” are the yummy Sicilian-Eurasian Amalita Amalfi or the beautiful and brainy Victoria Evans. 2-hour minimum (so everyone gets a turn), usual donation. Please prepare two separate envelopes, one for each companion. *I do ask that if my companion has a higher rate than me, that we are both compensated equally; and vice versa if her rate is lower than mine.

MFM

For the extra adventurous, I will invite a bi male provider to join the rumpus. Same guidelines as for female doubles. I have a couple of favorite male playmates as well: the silver fox Chris Holm and mon ami Français Raphael Bel-Ami. *Likewise, I request that the donations be equal. Male pricing is often quite different, and I do not like playing inequitably.

Doubles with two gentlemen

For twice the usual donation, I will entertain two gentlemen, lavishing them both with my attention for a heightened sensual experience.

Policies

Please leave your donation out in the open at the beginning of the date. Please greet me freshly clean. A shower is always an option at my incall. If you plan on sampling the “buffet,” please arrive stubble-free.

***Newsflash: I love the Boston Ballet! (Surprise, surprise.) Take me to a performance or opera and enjoy my company gratis for the duration (recommended: a 4-hour “bookend” date including cocktails before the performance–1 hour–and dinner and *dessert*–3 hours–afterward). And I will like you a lot.

I also adore the theatre and the symphony.

Please don’t hesitate to contact me with further questions.

*For international rates, please contact me or see my international ads.

My donations are for my TIME and COMPANIONSHIP only. Anything else that occurs is between two consenting adults.
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