Things I Love

For a good old cash gift:

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Or you can use PayPal to thesirenernestine@yahoo.com.

The shocking news is that lingerie is my catnip. Favorites:

Bordelle

Fleur of England

Anthropologie

Etsy

Journelle

Alternatively, pick something yourself that you’d like me to wear to our next tryst or e-mail a gift card and let me surprise you!

My sizes: 34B or small on top, medium on bottom.

Other things I love

Chocolate

Orchids

Candles that do not claim to smell like food

Beverages

Through years of intense spoiling at the hands of my male companions, I have become rather choosy about wine.

thoroughly prefer old-world appellations with floral or herbaceous qualities: usually French or Italian wines; pinot noir or other varietals that are light in body and delicate and nuanced in the mouth.

My FAVORITE wine is from Tenuta delle Terre Nere, an Etna Rosso (the grapes are grown straight in the lava, quite near to where my father was born). If you bring me this wine, you can pour then lick it off of whatever part of my body you deem suitable and I will adore you forever.

Etna rossi are my favorite wines (yes, I am a rather volcanic woman, by birth and by temperament), followed by Nero d’Avola; I also enjoy wines from the Loire (a strong preference for reds)

…and for the less pretentious among us, a European Pinot Noir is usually a safe bet.

Sparkling whites or rosés I also adore. Champagne makes my world go round. Veuve Cliquot or Möet.

DO NOT show up with a California (or other) fruit bomb. I will pout. Super Tuscans will likewise be returned with sender.

The best gift of all

Please see “Activism” for more information about recent changes and the current climate and how you can help stem the tide of destruction caused by criminal governmental ignorance.

Planned Parenthood also keeps me healthy (and therefore keeps you healthy) and needs our help right now.

Also currently and forever near and dear to me is the ACLU, which cannot get enough support right now.

…and did I mention?… You’re a sweetheart.